Hello from PARIS

Hey hey party peeps.

We're in Paris right now, doing what all the Paris people do; be smelly and eat silly meals. Our hostel is not quite up to par. In fact, our hostel is quite possibly the crappiest place I've been to in a long time. The rooms are tiny, the showers are dirty, the bathrooms are shared between 15 people, the breakfast was cold and moldy, our roommate snores like an elephant, and worst of all, everyone speaks French.

We saw the Eiffel tower last night, all lit up and sparkly, so that made us feel a bit better about the whole situation, but lets just say that these buildings we're going to see better be pretty damn amazing to make up for this place.

I think today we're going to go and see Notre Dame and the Louvre and anything else we can get in there. Hopefully not hours and hours of walking because I'm tired out and I just want to relax for a day. Oh thats another thing... Even if you feel horrible and just want to stay in the room all day, you can't. They kick you out at 11 and you can't go back in until 5. Quite silly. No wonder the English don't like the French. I'm proudly wearing my ENGLAND shirt today, so hopefully I can get in a fight with some French sissies and make me feel better.

Ok, well, I've been writing down all of my adventures in my journal, I just haven't got around to putting it on here yet. I'll be sure to get them up soon. I've got lots of smashing pictures too, so you'll just have to wait for a bit. Ok, adios!